Sunday, May 31, 2009

The Mockingbird Feeder

It was the party of the century, everyone danced until their feet were sore, the music was perfect, the dresses divine, it is the talk of the town..and you..weren't..invited. 
You contemplate deleting all of your friends from your facebook page so you don't have to hear about all the fun you missed out on. You even try to bully your partner into developing a third party resentment. No matter how good life gets, there is always some morsel on someone else's plate tempting your attention away from your own dinner. 
Order envy. 
Something has awoken the phantoms, long banished to the confines your memory and suddenly you can't concentrate on anything except the sounds of their rattling cages. You know the ghosts I mean. The one of the childhood nemesis who overtook you for the lead role in the play, the date you were rejected by, the test you left blank and then listened quietly to your friends recount how easy the questions were. It is the outfit you never wanted until you saw your best friend wearing it. And it burns, it burns..

You remember coming home and bursting into tears after that horrible night from your childhood, and maybe your mother was there to feed you bites of her salad off of her own fork. You never wanted to make your own, you always just wanted a bite of hers. Like a baby bird you sat on the floor while she shared with you the stories of her own childhood traumas. 
As you chop the lettuce for todays salad, you begin to laugh at yourself for allowing your day to be swept into the pity pan, you allowed yourself to be frightened by the phantoms as though they were real. You were waiting for somebody to come along and nourish you, when you had all the right ingredients at your very own fingertips. 
Make this salad for someone you love. 

The dressing: 
2 Tbsp soy sauce
1 Tbsp canola oil
2 Tbsp toasted sesame oil
Juice from 1/2 lemon
1 green onion chopped
a pinch of sugar 

Make 2 hard boiled eggs (cover eggs with cold water and bring to a boil. Boil for 1 min, then turn the heat off and let sit, uncovered, for ~15 min) Rinse with cold water. 
Chop 1/2 head romaine lettuce
peel and dice 1 carrot
peel and dice 1/2 English cucumber
cut up 1/2 avocado
dice 1 whole red pepper
dice 1 head fennel
garnish with sliced eggs on top

Christina's vote: "This salad made me feel alive and well"

Saturday, May 30, 2009

The Mutiny Preventor


One of my first cooking jobs was to prepare meals for the crew of an environmentally conscious, historically preserved, Delaware Bay oyster schooner. We did not use paper napkins, and our old chief mate (who was more of a yachtsman that a schoonerman) used to leave globs of salad dressing on his face in protest. As I was relatively new to cooking for other people I was riddled with insecurity. With the cautious desire of a person passing a taped off accident scene to both look and shield my eyes simultaneously, I used to rush up the galley hatch and sit on deck to spy on the crew as they tasted their first bites of each meal. I would half listen to the jovial banter of the well-tanned, tar covered sailors below while they recounted the day's highlights, hoping for some morsel, some juicy words to slip out of the tiny square hatch to indicate whether the meal was well received.

Mostly the food was a huge hit, but once in awhile I would try something really risky (like toasted bulgar with mushroom gravy) and even the hungry sailors would leave me with leftovers.
It was on these days that I would find the bottle of ranch dressing had gone dry. Ranch dressing is the ultimate pacifier in any culinary disaster. It is particularly useful if you find yourself, as I often do, wrestling to convince stubborn non-vegetable types to explore the world of salads. Store bought ranch has a delicate blend of sugar, oil, salt and MSG, equivalent to a liquid bag of Doritos (who could stop at just one)?

The problem with Ranch is that once you get your crew hooked, you can never go back. This past summer I worked as a cooking instructor for Native American high school kids on an organic farm in Hugo, MN. I made the mistake of bringing out a bottle of Ranch dressing one day, from that day forth every lunch period was a stream of never ending inquiries "where's the ranch?" It filled my heart with nostalgia.

I decided to use this opportunity to develop my own version of ranch dressing. Having just discovered how easy it is to make a yummy version of this dressing I regret having not tried it sooner.
The dressing:
2 cloves garlic mashed, chopped and squished into a pumice (use the flat side of your knife to get it smashed and the chop it until it resembles the kind of minced horseradish that my dad used to put on his steak..if you have no idea what horseradish looks like, it is kind of a mealy, gritty, watery paste)
1-2 Tbsp minced onion (same as the garlic)
1/2 cup fresh parsley, chopped well
1 green onion, chopped
1/3 cup lowfat buttermilk
1/2 cup Mayonnaise (to make your own see the earlier salad-e olivia, or use store bought)
1/4 tsp salt
a few shakes of lemon pepper

Chop 3 cups spinach (I used spinach and pea shoots mixed because that is what the farmers at the market had)
mix in
2 diced carrots
10 radishes
3 celery stalks
2 cups sugar snap peas
1 whole diced yellow pepper
1/2 English cucumber sliced and quartered

Christina's vote: "Hidden Valley better stay hiding!"

Friday, May 29, 2009

Refresh-mint Salad

Beautiful weather deserves a beautiful salad. Pale pinks and greens for summer shorts and sandals walking down the avenue, a burst of yellow lemon for the unfailingly ever present sunshine, some creamy yogurt to cool the fire within and a cool splash of mint for the breezy wind and shady respites along the way. An absolutely perfect, wonderful, beautiful spring day...but...it would be better if I were out to enjoy it, if the neighbors weren't so loud, if I didn't have this job, this car, this payment, if the economy were better, if I were richer, thinner, prettier, had more free time, more friends, the right friends, lived in Paris, had a bigger house, lived on a boat.. sound familiar? next come the "when's". When I get fit I will be comfortable with my body. When I get rich I will feel safe with my financial status. When I live in Paris I will be happy. When I have free time I will enjoy my day. When I get there I will be okay. 

When the chicken crossed the road and got to the other side, he saw that he was a thinner, richer, and more attractive chicken and people told him so. Instantly he became afraid and his fear turned quickly to anger, for he knew that he was still a chicken. He blamed the crossing guard, he blamed the signpost for suggesting he should cross the street to begin with, he blamed the establishment, he blamed himself. Hopeless and desperate he shouted at the crossing guard and shook his feathery wing in rage. "I have worked hard for everything I have, I crossed this street, I am rich, I am attractive, and STILL I AM A CHICKEN! Now I have nothing but fear that I will lose what little I have earned along the way, and I am getting old and soon there will be nothing left of me. Then crossing guard, who had seen many before follow the path of the chicken across the busy street asked the one question that made the chicken see the folly of his ways. "what were you expecting?"  

Enjoy this salad. Enjoy it in the moment, every bite. Appreciate your company, even if the company you have is just you. This salad was designed so that every flavor could be loved and appreciated exactly as it is in this moment. Every vegetable is present, no bells and whistles, no fancy dressings, just pure, fresh flavor. 

slice into half moons 1 bunch of radishes 
slice and quarter 1 long seedless cucumber
quarter cherry tomatoes (1 pkg)
chop finely a handful of fresh mint
drizzle 1 tsp (really, just a tiny bit) of olive oil over the top and 1 tsp salad vinegar
sprinkle with salt and fresh ground pepper
stir and plate the vegetables, garnish with a dollop (or a scoop) of greek yogurt (we call this "ice cream" in our house because it is so unbelievably good)
grate some lemon zest over the top. 

Christina's vote: "I just didn't want it to end"

Thursday, May 28, 2009

The Uberbusy Mom Salad


I woke up this morning with a sense of duty. I had things to accomplish, and I was going to systematically check them all off my neatly organized mental list. I fed the cats: Charlie gets wet food Sasha and Eugene get dry food so I put Eugene and Sasha in the other room, but just as I put Eugene IN Sasha ran OUT. I put Sasha in and Eugene ran out. I put down Eugene and picked up Sasha, I put down Sasha and Charlie ran in...I Shoo out Charlie, shut the door and..whew! Everybody was now in their proper place, so I fed the cats and went for a run. 
Running took longer than anticipated because I kept running (literally) into people I know and I had to stop often to chat. I got home, put the dishes away and started working on my thesis. 
Every two seconds I thought of something important that needed to be done. I sat down, I stood up to fold towels, I sat down, I got up to make iced tea, I sat down, I got up to wipe off the counters. 
By about noon I started to get hungry for salad and headed to the grocery store. 
The majority of my shopping trip was spent on the telephone. I balanced grocery bags precariously on my wrists while smashing the phone between my shoulder and ear so that I could keep talking all the way to my door. I switched on my bluetooth the second I got in my house. While I made the salad, Eugene pawed at my ankles, dove into the grocery bags, and tried clawing his way up my leg. "what's that?" I said "I am sorry, I gotta go, my cat is getting into everything and I need to get this salad made" I hung up the phone. 
The phone rang again "hello, oh hi Mom... yeah I can talk I am just making salad" 
At this point Eugene dove at my ankles and desperately started biting. 
"ouch!" I said, "Eugene is BITING me!!" 
Suddenly, at that very moment, it hit me. Child or no child, husband or domestic partner, full- time housewife or full-time grad-student, I.. have become... my mother.  
Memories of being a little child tugging out on my mothers nightgown while she laughed and cried and shared all of her deepest thoughts with her 20 closest friends. one. after. the other. on the telephone came rushing to meet my awareness as I looked into Eugene's desperate little attention seeking eyes.  
A few days ago we were over at a neighbors house. The neighbor had a little girl with long tangles in her hair who jumped up from her cereal bowl in front of the TV to perform the giant imaginary stage in the bright lights of childhood the second we walked through the door. Her mother, excited to have some adult company, started telling us about the paint job she had just done while her daughter flailed and tugged and gradually escalated her cries to a loud MOOOM. The mother calmly turned to her daughter and said "baby, please! I am trying to have a conversation" and then turned back to us and said "I swear, she never wants to talk to me unless I have company over". 
The way of kids and cats is to do everything in their power to ensure they are number one at all times, and because they are cute, we have no choice but to abide. 
So for all the busy moms, here is a salad you can enjoy. If your really, really busy, substitute a store bought poppyseed dressing for the homemade one (but the homemade one doesn't take too long, and you can keep the kids busy by giving them the rest of the blueberries or having them help you shred up the lettuce). 

The dressing:
6 Tbsp canola oil
2 Tbsp apple cider vinegar
1 Tbsp sugar
1 Tbsp honey
1/2 very small yellow onion, or start with 1/4 (you can always add more)
2 tsp yellow mustard powder
1/4 tsp salt
blend together in a mini cuisinart or using a hand blender (or the magic bullet, or any other pureeing device you may have ordered off of a midnight infomercial or at a mall demo)
After you blend, add 1 Tbsp poppyseeds

The ingredients for this salad came from a friend's garden in Indiana..not literally, but in theory. Start by rinsing and shredding a head of lettuce. Use spinach if you have it, or green leaf. I had some red leaf so I used that. 
Add 2 cups diced sugar snap peas
Add 3 diced carrots (I used the third one for garnish)
Add 1 sliced avacado
1/2 pkg of blueberries

Christina's vote: "I never thought I'd like blueberries and snap peas together, but wow! I could swear I saw them tango!"


Wednesday, May 27, 2009

The Indoor Gardener

My limited experience with gardening comes from a job I took last summer on an organic farm. It has given me both an appreciation for truly fresh vegetables and a faint stench of manure in my car that I fear will never come out. I have often heard people describe gardening as a spiritual practice, a meditation of sorts. While I don’t share the gardeners’ love for the soil, (nor do I connect dirt encrusted fingernails with a symbol of seasonal pride) I do appreciate and admire those who acquire a green thumb.
A gardener understands the ridiculous nature of the question, “why don’t you just go to the grocery store?” or “you can get fresh produce at the farmers market, why go through all the trouble?” To the gardener this is akin to saying “why bother dating, just head to the brothel!” or “why raise your own children, just send them away and visit them when they graduate from college!”
It is the same with cooking. To cook is to cultivate a relationship with your food. You taste each ingredient and take in the flavors. You want to be there to see the onions start to brown when sprinkled with salt. You smell the nutty aroma release from toasting quinoa. You hear the crisp sound of the knife slicing through carrot.
To me cooking is time well spent. Of course, I could just as easily (and in an equal amount of time) drive to the sandwich shop and watch as uniform laden teens apathetically partition pale pre-sanctioned vegetables and meat circles with plastic coated hands. But then I would be taking my lunch with a stranger, and that could be a very dangerous and unpleasant experience.

Today’s salad is a meditation for the indoor gardener in you. If you actually have an indoor garden (mine consists of one lonely basil plant habitually robbed of all her leaves, which I abandoned last summer and Christina has been humanly watering ever since) then this salad is a perfect way to use some of your fresh herbs.

Rinse 1 cup of quinoa 3 times in cold water, feeling the grains with your fingers as you rinse. Quinoa is coated with saponin, which has a bitter flavor. Rinsing the quinoa gets rid of the saponin, when the rinse water is no longer cloudy the saponin is gone. Drain and set quinoa aside.
Get out a large cutting board. Feel it with your fingertips. Take a moment to imagine the beautiful smells and flavors you are about to enjoy as you layer each ingredient into your salad. First imagine the finely chopped onion sizzling in sesame oil. Now go to your cupboard, get out your favorite saucepan (the one you use for rice) and place it over the heat of your favorite burner. Add some toasted sesame oil. Watch as it melts to cover the bottom of the pan, invading every corner. Dice one very small yellow onion. Chop it until it gets really small rocking your knife swiftly against the board. Feel your eyes start to water (this is more likely to happen if your onion is really fresh, or if you use a white one). Scoop the onion into the hot pan and sprinkle with salt. Skate the onion around in the pan. Add some minced garlic, now more salt.

Scoop in the quinoa and stir until the grains just start to brown and a nutty aroma fills your nostrils. Breathe it in deep. Add 1 cup cold water and bring to a boil. Reduce heat and simmer until the quinoa sprouts little curly tails and has the poppy feel of sushi caviar in your mouth. Remove the pan from heat and add 1 more clove minced garlic and 2 large diced carrots (add while still hot) stir to cool. Set aside for a bit. Mince 1 bunch sorrel and 1 bunch Italian parsley (actually, use whatever herbs you have in your indoor garden). When your quinoa has cooled, add herbs.
Add some ume plum vinegar, or lemon juice, or rice vinegar if you feel you need more flavor.

This is your salad, so make it your own. Imagine how your loved ones will be nourished by it on a sensory, physical and spiritual level. Enjoy!

Christina's vote: "Refreshing! This salad brought back memories of the boathouses and beatnicks in frogslew on the Mississippi river in Winona, MN."

Tuesday, May 26, 2009

Proposition 8 Bites Salad


My grandmother only had one rule we had to abide by while visiting her home. Try two bites of everything on your plate. While we were at her house we were allowed to climb the rafters, track mud wherever we chose, eat whole sugar cubes without brushing our teeth afterward, get lost in the woods for hours, we were free to do anything our little hearts desired, except, that is, refuse the mushy plate of bitter parsnips lurking ominously before us. My brothers and cousins came up with all sorts of elaborate schemes to circumnavigate their vegetable obligation, seriously, I am amazed my grandparents plumbing held up with all the carrots and peas getting flushed down the toilet.
This salad was inspired, in part, by today's California supreme court ruling to keep the ban on gay marriage. The whole thing is tremendously confusing to me. I was writing to a friend about it and she said that even though she is saddened by the news that gays and lesbians cannot marry in California, she is glad that the supreme court does not have the power to overrule the peoples vote. But what about human rights? What about civil rights? If the people wanted to ban sunlight to plants, water to the elderly, play to children, pizza to teenagers, would we abide? What mode of thinking does a person need to have to put their vote to deny a basic human right to another person? Because I believe in the goodness of humanity, I came up with two possible answers to this question 1) they simply do not identify gay people as being human and therefore cannot empathize with the fact our love is no different and 2) they do not identify marriage as a basic human right or need.
This got me to thinking, where in my own life do I discriminate? How can I take more risks in my life to ensure that I keep my own mind open. Naturally, I was pondering all this while walking around the produce aisle of the grocery store.
I decided to make a salad using local ingredients that I have passed over many times in the produce section because I am unfamiliar with them. I think is important for me to branch out from what I am used to and take risks in all areas of my life, and today I am starting with salad.
Imagine how the world would be different if everyone took two bites (metaphorically speaking of course) before they wrote an entire race, gender, sexual orientation, political view, or ethnicity off?

Here are two ingredients you may not recognize, but try them, they are good!
Sunchokes: they don't look pretty, but peel them down and they have a deliciously mild flavor and a delightful crunch.
Sorrel: all I can say is YUM!! This herb/green has a lemony tang that is milder when the leaves are young. The flavor reminds me of eating clovers from the backyard as a kid.

The dressing: 3 Tbsp olive oil
1 Tbsp balsamic vinegar
1 tsp dijon mustard
1 tsp local honey
The dressing will be thick and sweet, but the salad is tangy and a little bitter and it needs you to give it the sweetness to calm it down.

Finely chop 3 cups of young spinach
mix with 2 cups finely chopped sorrel
quarter 3/4 pkg local cherry tomatoes and add
shave in (with a carrot peeler) 2 medium sunchokes (squirt some lemon juice over the top after you add these shavings so they stay white)
Add 1/2 bunch blanched asparagus cut small (put asparagus into boiling water for 1-2 min, drain, and shock in cold water to stop the cooking process)

Christina's vote: "Walking on water seemed a very distinct possibility after eating this salad"

Monday, May 25, 2009

Raw Feast Salad

A cool breeze flew in through the tall windows of our city apartment this morning and slapped me in the face. Like cartoon steam the wind formed itself into fingers and tugged me by the nose into the kitchen. I stood, dumbfounded, sharpening my knife and standing before a giant head of fennel.
I was brought out of my daze when Christina walked in and said, "are you making salad already? It's morning, too early for salad!" Admittedly, that exact thought had gone through my head moments earlier, but I had been dreaming about salads all night and I wanted to start with the days recipe while my mind was fresh.
Fresh is actually the perfect descriptor for this salad. It is similar to a recipe obtained from a raw foods cookbook in that the dressing combines flavors of mint and grapefruit.
Actually, Christina and I tried the raw foods diet for a few months when an unfortunate set of coincidental antibody profiles led to the misdiagnosis of her having a rare form of autoimmune disease. We believed that we could alleviate some of her inflammation using extreme dietary measures, and why not? Countless books written by orange-skinned, white-toothed oddballs standing before juicers have been written on the subject. Their testaments contained the key to longevity and a pain free existence. We bought a dehydrator, and lusted after the 500$ vitamix blender. Day after day our kitchen was filled with the smell of sprouting beans, the countertops covered in soaking nuts and our ears were filled with the constant buzz of the dehydrator running. The preparation of a simple meal often began three days in advance. To all who are curious I am proud to announce that we actually GAINED 10 lbs on the raw foods diet (we DID go out for desert at a local raw foods restaurant almost every night).
Food made me really emotional when I was a raw foodist. A version of this particular salad sparked tears of joy and the compulsion to call Christina at work to tell her about just how good my lunch tasted. The grapefruit and the mint remind me of the Bahamas, where I have spent time as a cook on sailboats and as a little girl visiting my grandparents in their island home. Every morning in the Bahamas seemed to start with a carefully cut grapefruit half, an appropriate memory this morning as I stood before a giant grapefruit on my cutting board drinking in the fresh morning breeze.

The dressing is made as you go for this one, because the flavors of the vegetables will be different depending on when and where you buy them. You will need to taste as you go.

Slice thinly 1 head of fennel, then chop into bite sized pieces.
Peel 1-2 carrots and use the carrot peeler to shave the carrot into the fennel mixture.
Squeeze in juice of 1/2 large grapefruit
drizzle with 1 tsp honey
add 1 Tbsp vegetable oil
add 1 Tbsp seasoned rice vinegar
add 1/2 cup diced/chopped fresh mint leaves
add 2 cups of bean sprouts (I bought mine at the co-op, it was garbanzo, mung bean, pea sprouts..a mixture.. you can make your own bean sprouts but it takes a few days)
Shave the outsides of 2 large beets (any color, I used chioggia because of their pretty colors) and then use your peeler to shave slices into the salad. Taste the beets, if they are bitter add a tad extra vinegar to the salad. If they are still bitter after you stir everything together add some extra vinegar and a sprinkle of sugar.
Season salad with freshly ground pepper. The dressing will be pretty mild, but you want the raw flavors of each vegetable to come through. This salad is really light and crunchy for the garden flavor lover in you!

Christina's vote: "This salad made me feel primitive oogabooga"

Sunday, May 24, 2009

The Child Tamer


Egg salads remind me of summer days spent sitting on patios feeling my skin brown and my hair bleach copper while developing square imprints on the backs of my sweaty little legs from the warm metal patio furniture. Put this image together with the right footwear, a few layers of callous and dirt, and the right hair-do, a wind styled rats-nest (which my mother would have to chase me around the kitchen to comb out) and you have the quintessential childhood summer outfit.
I can remember sitting outside with my mother at one of her friends houses, sipping iced tea from a straw and making a straw-wrapper worm come alive by pouring iced tea on it. I was probably imagining all the things I wanted to be doing at that moment that didn't involve sitting still or minding my manners. Suddenly, a plate of the most delicious egg salad was brought before me, and with it, came my undivided attention.
The middle of the day is the best time for egg salad. The mornings play gives birth to all sorts of afternoon activity ideas if given the time to reflect and re-fuel. This particular version is loaded with flavors that I find comforting from my childhood, romaine lettuce, lemon, eggs, mayonnaise, celery, salt and pepper, with the slightest bit of adventure, radish, pickled ginger, soy sauce, broccoli sprouts. It is like riding a bike with the training wheels off for the first time, knowing that your dad is walking behind you holding you up. It is the first crack at dunking your whole head in the water while still wearing your bright orange arm swimmies. This salad is a safe adventure, no need to look behind you, someone is still holding you up.

The dressing:
Juice from 1 lemon
1 Tbsp seasoned rice vinegar
1/2 Tbsp soy sauce
3 Tbsp sunflower oil
6 slices pickled ginger (like you have at sushi..yes, the pink ones..trust me!)
2 tsp honey (it is worth it to buy local honey, it is a treat to be able to taste the flowers you smell every day)
1 tsp dijon mustard (do you have any grey poupon?)
pepper, and a tiny bit of salt

The salad:
chopped romaine (1/2 head)
radishes, radishes, radishes (I used two bunches from the farmers market, they were a little too mild for our tastes.. It seems like it is difficult to find a good spicy radish these days)
2 or 3 celery stalks, diced
a handful of broccoli or alfalfa sprouts

Make 5 hard boiled eggs (put the eggs in cold water and bring to a boil. boil for 1 min. Remove from heat, cover and let sit for 8-10 min. Run under cold water)
peel eggs, and mash up with ~1/4 cup mayonnaise (if you want to make your own mayo use the recipe from the salad olivie that I made last Saturday..or use your own recipe..or use store bought..but make sure it is the kind you are used to from your own childhood)
add 2 diced green onions
and 1/2 tsp rice vinegar
and salt, pepper and paprika to taste
If you are feeling adventurous, or, you are disappointed with the strength of your radishes bite, you can try adding some wasabi paste to your egg salad..but be cautious, this can get a little intense!!!
allow the egg salad to chill before indulging (we..um..skipped this part..) Dress the vegetables and top with the egg salad. Garnish with rice crackers.

Christina's vote: "It would be a shame to conceal any of the flavors of this salad between two pieces of bread"

Saturday, May 23, 2009

Dressed to Get Leied Salad


Some friends came over for dinner tonight, so I made a salad in their honor. I asked them what their favorite vegetables are, to which they responded "tomatoes, avacado, cucumber and carrots".. All of which come from California at this time of the year. To round out the west coast theme I decided to include a taste of Hawaii and Mexico too. I made a coconut lime dressing with chili pepper for a California style salad with tortilla crisps on top. 

As a side dish we had panko breaded chicken. This is a good side dish for this salad, but make extra salad dressing if you decide to serve the chicken and offer it as a sauce on the side..otherwise you will have to watch your guests struggle to balance bits of salad on top of their chicken once they discover how well the flavors go together.  

A little girl and her exasperated mother were standing behind me in line at the grocery store. The little girl kept poking at things and her mother kept saying "Bethany, don't touch that.." She swung precariously from the end of her mothers grocery cart. The mother, now barely able to hold herself upright, was hanging her forehead on the handle of the cart. 
Suddenly, the little girls eyes grew wide. 
"Mommy, mommy, mommy..mooooooooooommmmmmm!!!" she said 
"mmmm?" the mother said. 
"Mommy LOOK!! they have GREEN LEMONS here!!!" the little girl pointed at the limes destined for my salad. 
It made my day.

The dressing:
3 Tbsp coconut (in a can of coconut the creamy part usually separates from the liquid..just use the creamy part)
2 Tbsp canola oil
Juice from 1 small lime 
Juice from 1/2 lemon
pinch of salt
1/2 Tbsp chili powder
the white part of a green onion
1 tsp honey
sprinkle of chipoltle pepper (optional)
lime zest

The salad:
finely chopped romaine
1/2 diced red pepper
2 small carrots sliced thin
1 chopped tomato
3 chopped mini cucumbers
1/4 cup finely chopped cilantro
1 small avacado cut bite sized
some edible flowers
crisp tortilla topping (below)

tortilla topping:
cut two small flour tortillas into strips 
throw strips into a pan of piping hot canola oil, salt liberally and stir vigorously.. when lightly browned remove from pan and let drain on paper towels. 

Katie's vote: "the salad was equal to laying in a hammock on a sandy beach, pina colada in hand, watching a hula dancer"
Eliza's vote: "usually coconut is a selfish flavor and takes over the whole dish, but this dressing was nice because I could taste the coconut AND the other flavors in the salad"
Christina's vote: "I resent that I had to share"

 

Friday, May 22, 2009

Your Own..Personal..Goddess Salad


My favorite reason to shop at natural foods stores is this:
You are out at a grocery store. You find a product you really like..say..oh, I don't know...a salad dressing. You bring it home and your family really likes it too. The next thing you know you are buying bottle upon bottle of the stuff, your neighbors are starting to look at you funny because your recycling bin has been sitting outside overflowing with greasy empty bottles of dressing. Then one day, the thought comes to you..you can make your own salad dressing! They list the ingredients right on the label, and because this product is made with whole natural ingredients, no complicated chemistry is  required (well, nothing requiring an order from the chemical supply store anyway)! This was my experience today with the quintessential natural foods dressing- "the Goddess". 
 
This goddess salad is the best dressed vegan I have ever met. This particular version is loaded with garlic, however, so plan accordingly. I normally put carrots in this salad, but I didn't have any carrots today.. sprouts are good in it too. 

The dressing: 
In a little cuisinart mixer (or whatever chopping device you have) blend the following:
3 Tbsp canola oil
1 T water
1 T tahini (sesame butter)
1 T cider vinegar
1/2 lemon juice
1 clove garlic
1/2 tsp tamari or soy sauce
1/4 tsp salt
1/2 diced green onion or some chives

Taste the dressing, but resist the temptation to drink it. 
Cut up 1/4 head of green leaf lettuce into bite sized pieces. Dice some purple cabbage (use equal amounts purple and green). Add about 1/2 cup celery, 1 cup small pieces broccoli, and 1/2 cup chickpeas. Dress the salad. 

I had a really hard time waiting to start eating this until the picture was taken. Really, it was torture. 

Christina's vote: "Pleasure in each bite. Vampires will keep their distance with this one"


Thursday, May 21, 2009

Tough to Tarof Salad


Last night we went to the Iranian market to pick up some spices. I am in love with two of them, sumac and dried lime. If you have never experienced these flavors before, get to an Iranian market immediately..seriously..your palate could use a little excitement.

Tarof is an Iranian custom of etiquette. Traditionally, offered food is refused three times before it is graciously accepted. This shows restraint, dignity, and respect for one's host. I am told that a typical encounter of tarof goes something like this.
Person A "would you like some potato salad?"
Person B "oh no thank you, I have already eaten"
Person A "are you sure you wouldn't like some?"
Person B"no thank you, I am full"
Person A "please, try some, I insist"
Person B "well, ok. I will have just a little.."
At which point person B, having displayed proper restraint, is free to gorge himself.

I have to admit I failed miserably at this concept last night at the market. The cashier at the store offered us some green almonds to try. I have never had a raw, whole, green almond before and I was quick to accept. Next he offered salted sour plums, and again I partook without hesitation. Next he offered some sour plums to an older Iranian man who was milling about in the store. The man refused. Again the cashier offered. At this point Christina leaned over and said "you are witnessing tarof in action". I looked remorsefully down at the second plum in my hand.

Some friends of ours who were also at the market had tried the almonds as well. As we were leaving my friend, who had a half-eaten almond in her hand, remarked "I don't think I care for these almonds.." Immediately, I swept in and lifted the little morsel out of her hand. Before she could protest the almond had disappeared on it's way to the caverns of my belly. She stood looking, amazed, at her own (now empty) hand. "well, I might have wanted to eat it still.." she said. We all fell into a fit of laughter. Some foods are just too tough to tarof!

Here is today's salad:
The dressing:
1 1/2 Tbsp sunflower oil
1/2 Tbsp cider vinegar
Juice from 1/2 lemon
Sumac (yummmmm) (try this first by sprinkling it on some raw fennel, if you like the flavor add a lot to your dressing..it adds color and flavor.)
1/2 Tbsp crushed dried lime
1/2 Tbsp honey
pepper
mix well and taste

Preheat the oven to 400
Chop off the top of 1/2 bulb of garlic (so that the tips of the garlic are exposed, but the rest of the clove is still nestled in it's skin)
Dice or slice thinly (whatever shape your mouth prefers) 1 bulb fennel. Set aside the tops (or fronds) for later
slice thinly 1/2 small sweet yellow onion
put all of these ingredients into a oven friendly glass dish drizzled with a few Tbsp olive oil. liberally shower the fennel with balsamic vinegar. Salt it all.
Put in the oven (for about 45 min- 1 hr..until the garlic is carmelized and mushy and the fennel is roasted and the onions are sweet)

Cut up 12 oz baby (yellow) potatoes. (into small bite sized pieces)
Put in pot of water, bring the water to a boil, reduce heat to medium and cook the potatoes until tender (20 min-ish)
while that's going, cut up some fresh green beans (a few handfuls). when the potatoes are cooked, add the green beans to the boiling potatoes to blanch them (1-2 min) then pour the whole mixture into a strainer and rinse with cold water (after all, potato salads are supposed to be cold, right?)

To assemble, mix everything together and decorate with chopped basil, chopped fennel fronds and pepper. You may not need all the dressing if you pour the oil from the fennel onto the potatoes, but use your judgement. This salad is good served cold or at room temperature.

Christina's vote: "Similar to Grandma Marjorie's afternoon potato salad..but nothing like it-this is a full meal-with lots of flavor"

Wednesday, May 20, 2009

The Chlorophyll-er Salad


I had all sorts of clever names for this salad, none of them fit just right. Then the color just jumped right out and demanded my attention. "I am a green salad.. I. AM. GREEEEEEENNNNNNN." the salad said to me. Not only is this a green salad, but there are many different shades of green, different flavors, contributing different nutrients.

The preparation pays attention to each ingredient individually, I took every vegetable aside..personally.. and said "how would you like to be cooked today" and the mushrooms said "cook us with onions" and the spinach said "wilt us with pasta" and the basil said "chiffonade chiffonade!!" you get the point.

So here is how to make the chlorophyller (which, incidentally, is a perfect treat post run on a hot day. I feel really replenished and energized!)

First, cook some penne pasta (about 1/4-1/2 box). When it is just about cooked (al dente) drain the water and add some olive oil and 1 love of garlic to the pot. Put the pasta back in, sprinkle with salt and add some chopped spinach (about 1-2 cups). Toss until the spinach lightly wilts into a loving embrace with the penne. Remove from the heat (I just put it all back into my strainer)

Now. Add some more oil to the pot and dice up 1 very small yellow sweet onion and salt. Add 1 cup of sliced mushrooms (whatever kind you like) and cook until the onions develop a nice tan. Remove from heat (put on a plate to let it cool).

In the hot pan, add a little more oil and some chopped broccoli (1/2 cup), asparagus (1/2 cup) and another clove of garlic (and a pinch of salt). Cook until they turn bright green. Remove from the heat and allow to sit, covered, until they have the right amount of crunch for you (not to crunchy not too soft). Meanwhile, dice up some olives (I used green olives stuffed with sundried tomato from the olive bar) Add the olives to the broccoli/asparagus.

1)Dice up some romaine or green leave lettuce (chopped salad style) and toss with a little oil, vinegar and pepper. This is going to be the bottom layer of the salad, so you want to use enough just to cover the bottom and sides of the bowl you are using.

2)Layer the pasta on top

3)then the mushrooms

4)some chiffonade fresh basil (use a lot. basil is yummy.)

5)squeeze some lemon juice (1 lemon) over the top of the broccoli/asparagus. mix well. Use mixture to top the salad.

Christina's vote: "A salad of substance. Admittedly I ate around the pasta-but you know how I feel about noodles in my salad"

Tuesday, May 19, 2009

Superior Dip Refresher Salad


When I was little the whole family would go up to Maine for a summer vacation. We would take sailing lessons, where we would have to practice capsizing our little boats. The water was painfully cold (it would take your breath away) but it would leave you with a vibrant glow and refreshed with energy for the rest of the day. A dip in lake Superior has the same effect. 

I made a salad for breakfast today which calls to memory the refreshing feeling of getting dunked in icy water by dear lovely cousins and brothers. 

Dressing: 
2 cups whole milk yogurt
1 large minced clove garlic
juice from 1 lemon
1/2-1 Tbsp pepper
1 Tbsp dill
a dash of ume plum vinegar or salt
mix ingredients together (I use my mini blender for this), set dressing aside

Wash and rinse some FRESH spinach (don't buy the bagged stuff, get some really green, meaty, local stuff if you can find it) The recipe makes a lot of dressing, you can make enough salad for 4-6 people or save the extra dressing and use it as a dip for carrots. 
Add some frozen peas (rinse them with water to un-freeze)
and some chopped cucumber
carrots would be good too, but I didn't have any. 

Dress and serve! Plan on having garlic breath, it is so worth it though!!!

Christina's vote: "A wonderful summer salad- I ate until my stomach hurt"

Monday, May 18, 2009

The Cruncher's Delight


This salad seems to be a favorite around here. It is always cause for excitement when the fennel and cabbage hit the cutting board. It is also incredibly good for digestion. Fennel used to be medicinal food for aging popes in italy who suffered from poor gastric motility (I realize I am starting to get a little personal here). Purple cabbage is high in flavonoids, the kind which may help block inflammation, and ginger seems to be the tummy cure-all. 

Aside from all that, this is the salad I make when I really want people to be impressed. Choose fresh ingredients and it is almost impossible to mess this up. 

The dressing
in your salad bowl, whisk:
1 Tbsp pure sesame seed oriental seasoning or toasted sesame oil (make sure you pick toasted and make sure your oil is still good. If it smells a little acrid, don't use it!)
2 Tbsp sunflower or olive oil
1 1/2 Tbsp rice vinegar
1 tsp ume plum vinegar (japanese section..which can be found in the mexican aisle)
1 tsp honey (buy local honey to help ward off allergies)
1/2 tsp apple cider vinegar
add a pinch of salt or soy sauce if you prefer
whisk dressing vigorously

Now add:
 1 large fennel bulb 
2 large carrots,peeled and diced
1/2 small purple cabbage 
mix the salad well. If it appears over dressed then add more chopped cabbage. If it is underdressed then shame it ruthlessly (unless you live in Minnesota in which case you can shame it discretely until it is gone). 

Christina's vote: "I love this salad! Crunchy and tangy are my two favorite sensations."


Sunday, May 17, 2009

Ultimate Potluck Salad- Salad-e Olivieh


Today we are going to a potluck at Christina's Iranian aunt's house, so I wanted to try making a Persian salad. I had a few recipes to go off of, but mostly I had to keep asking Christina to extract flavors from her memory (I have never actually had this salad before).
People say that civilization began with Persian culture, after reading through a few different recipes for salad-e olivieh I believe it. A combination of potato, chicken and egg salad with fresh vegetables and herbs, this salad is the ultimate in backyard picnic and potluck decadence.

I made the maYOnnaise (I have a hard time remembering to pronounce the yo..might be an east coast thing) from scratch. I used a mini cuisinart blender to do it, which made things really easy.

For the mayo:
use 4 egg yolks (really get the whites out, I think they ruin the flavor)
slooooowly (1 tsp at a time) drizzle in 2-3 cups of sunflower oil or naughty olive oil (stay away from the virgin because it may cause separation down the line)
When you have a nice stiff mixture, add some lemon juice (squeeze), salt (pinch), mustard powder (1 tsp)

This is your base. Now have some fun. Add spices, add vinegar, add tarragon, add garlic, add whatever you think might be interesting. (I did a splash of cayenne and some ume plum vinegar..which is a salty vinegar that I absolutely adore).

For the salad:
Start by dicing 2 large onions. In shallow wide pot or frying pan add a few Tbsp oil and the onions. add 1 3-4 lb frying chicken (cut up, skin on) and some salt. Fry until color changes, then add 1 diced carrot, 1 cup water and some salt. Allow the chicken to cook uncovered for about 40 min to an hour on medium heat (until it is cooked through).

Now cut up some small dutch potatoes, or yukon gold, or red potatoes or fingerlings or new potatoes..whatever you like, but not baking potatoes..use salad potatoes! add them to hot water and bring to a boil. allow potatoes to cook for ~20 min.

Now start the eggs. hard boil 3 eggs.. like we did yesterday. bring water to a boil with eggs in it, allow to boil for 1 min then turn the water off and allow to sit for 20 min with the cover off, or 8-10 min with the cover on.

While everything is cooking, peel and dice 2 carrots, wash and dice some fresh parsley and some green onions or leeks, and two large handfuls of dill pickles.

To assemble. dice up chicken, squeeze fresh lime over the top. Mix in potatoes. add a frozen package of peas (the temperatures will even out) mash up eggs in a separate bowl, then add them. add the diced pickles, carrots, green onions and parsley. Mix in the mayonnaise, add salt and pepper to taste!

Chill overnight.. or for a few hours.

Christina's vote: "wonderful salad. conjures memories of persian gatherings, triple kisses, and offending people with my bad tarof"

Saturday, May 16, 2009

Cold Ride Cafe Warmup Salad


It is 40 degrees outside on this Saturday morning in mid May and I had to put on my winter coat before perusing the farmers market. I found some lovely spinach, asparagus, local bacon and eggs. The spinach is rich, meaty, and deliciously green. It kind of makes me wonder if some genetic engineering might be responsible. Of course, it is more likely that I am just shaking off the remnants of a long winters lowered expectations due to tired imports from the grocery store. 

Christina is at her studio and I can't wait for her to get home to try this. Every bite is absolutely perfect in my mouth, which I attribute mainly to the fresh ingredients. I wonder if Christina is painting something green...

Here is the dressing (I actually measured this out today so that it will be easier to follow): 
3 Tbsp olive oil 
1 Tbsp vegetable oil
2 Tbsp vinegar (I used 1 of rice vinegar, 1 salad vinegar but it doesn't really matter..you could use cider vinegar)
1/2 tsp yellow mustard powder
1/4 tsp soy sauce
2 tsp maple syrup
a dash of lemon juice
fresh ground pepper  

Whisk together and set aside.

For the salad: 

hard boil 2 eggs (cover eggs in cold water and bring to a boil, boil for 1 min then turn the heat off and let them sit uncovered for 15-20 min while you finish preparing the salad..if you are a fast chopper you can cover the eggs and they will be done in 8-10 min.. know your abilities!) 

cook 6 strips of bacon in the microwave. Normally I am not a proponent of using the microwave, but bacon is greasy and messy and it likes to jump up and bite you and I find it is not fun to play with. It usually crisps up better in the microwave anyway.

One more hot ingredient. The asparagus. Heat 1 tsp olive oil in a pan. When the oil is hot add chopped asparagus, 2 cloves minced garlic and a pinch of salt. Allow to cool just until the asparagus turns bright green (but still crunchy) and is coated with the garlic and oil (~3 min). Turn off the heat and set aside, squeeze some lemon juice over the top.

Rinse and chop spinach into bite sized pieces
add sliced mini cucumbers
diced red bell pepper
warm asparagus
sliced egg
crumbled bacon
Dress salad just before serving

Christina's vote: "Bacon in a salad? yes, yes, yes!! a perfect blend... a blend of perfection..perfectly..uh...no, now I'm blowing smoke..but it IS damn good! I'm gonna have me some more!"



Friday, May 15, 2009

Sassy Sasha's Siamese Sesame Salad

Use thin rice or mung bean threads as the base for this salad. You can buy them in the Asian section of the grocery store, or at an Asian grocery store. A funny thing about grocery stores in non-ethnically diverse areas... they like to group all international foods into one category: "mexican". 

Cook rice or mung bean threads according to package instructions, or just cover with boiling water and allow them to soak until soft, then drain and rinse with cool water and set aside. (we will be using about 2 cups cooked threads)

In a large bowl, 
squeeze the juice from 1 lime
add 1 tsp minced ginger
2 tbsp toasted sesame oil
1 tbsp olive oil, 2 tbsp rice vinegar
1 tsp sugar
a dash of soy sauce
10 minced basil or thai basil leaves
2 chopped scallions
Adjust as necessary (more ginger for the adventurous, perhaps a dash of cayenne?)

Assemble the salad in the large bowl with the dressing once you like the flavor: 

2 cups rice or mung bean threads
1 cup diced red pepper
2 cups chopped bok choy leaves
1-2 cups snap peas chopped
garnish with lime zest for extra kick (when zesting use only the colorful part of the fruit, avoid the white rind as much as possible) 

Christina's vote: tasty, the dressing is superb, loved the snap peas.. but I could do without the noodles in my salad! I have enough of them in my head! 

Thursday, May 14, 2009

Crunchy Bitter American Stink Salad

despite the word stink (which inserted itself into the otherwise crisp title by the nasty little blue cheese crumbles that make for memorable dining), this salad is really yummy and not actually stinky.
Salad dressings usually are comprised of an acid, a fat, an emulsifier (to keep the liquid and the fat together) and some herbs or seasonings. Examples of acids are lemon juice, orange juice and vinegar. Examples of fats used are olive oil, vegetable oil, sesame oil, tahini. Examples of foods that contain emulsifiers are egg yolk, lemon juice and honey. I will usually provide loose suggestions of ingredients for each dressing, then you get to play chemist and create the perfect dressing to suit your palate. As the days go on we will be making all our own dressings, and we are not going to shy away from the homemade ceasar or ranch either.. but these will come later.

For today, a simple dressing (if you feel lazy, omit this step and use ranch, or french, or ranch and french, or whatever you need to use up in your fridge because as the days go on we will be making all of our own dressings).

Squeeze a lemon into your salad bowl. Rub the juice all over the sides of the bowl (like when you rub lime juice on the rim of your glass). Mince and add a small clove of garlic (if you have a date with a Virgo, omit this step) drizzle in some olive oil ~1-2 tbsp just keep tasting as you go. If you ever feel there is not enough flavor (too much oil) just add some vinegar. Too much vinegar? Add some honey! too much honey? add some cayenne pepper..too much cayenne? ah, too bad. add salt and pepper if you like. Okay, dressing is done..now, the salad. mix together:

chopped green lettuce
diced green pepper
diced celery
diced purple cabbage
thinly sliced shallots (unless you have a date..but of course if they REALLY like you they won't mind..)
blue cheese crumbles
(if you are doing this as a dinner salad, add sliced hard boiled egg)

If you want to make this salad FOR a date and you want to impress and amuse them, top with dried hibiscus flower (they are like giant craisins but yummier and prettier)

Incidentally, while you are using up your pre-made salad dressings, try mixing french and ranch dressing and using it as a dip for fresh raw green beans. It reminds me of eating french fries but without the greasy after-bloat.